Worshipping the Tofu

by Equestriangradstudent

I might have mentioned this before, but it deserves its own post. Sam’s dog is a god. Her name is Tofu, and everyone must worship her.

Sam and I came to this conclusion while we were working on one of the discussion topics for her Philosophy of Religion class. There was some question about what properties a god must have to be worthy of worship, and we decided that Tofu met the criteria we deemed necessary. She is Tofu, God of Judgement. She will judge you for eternity. She will judge you, but not do anything after passing judgement. Kind of like what we do when we meet new people. The Mighty Tofu requires much worship so that she may have the strength to judge your enemies. Otherwise, she will judge you.

I’m going to do something I’ve never done before and include a picture on this thing. This will serve two very important functions: first, it will allow you to view the Tofu for worship and second, it will allow the Tofu to judge you through the magicks of the internet.


She waits. She watches. She judges.